Jennifer Lopez aka J-Lo hosting and performing on SNL.

Jennifer Lopez – “Starting Over”

Jennifer Lopez – “Pieces”

Yikes. If that is what is considered great live performing, aren't we are in trouble. J-Lo performed two new songs off her new album while hosting SNL, both performances where mediocre, it would do J-Lo better next time to find the key in the song. Just a thought. I guess its true what they say “Jack of all trades & master of none”. J-Lo's “restaurant” died, “fashion” line died, so has her movie career, with this SNL “performance” it appears her music career maybe going the way of her “other” careers.

Always fascinating watching “stars” created wholly by a marketing machine… talent be damned, as long as they are pretty and have minimal talent they can be sold.........  as soon as the machine fades, you get to truly appreciate what “marketing/branding” people can do in creating a brand and getting people to believe in something they'd otherwise not think twice about… kudos to them.

True talent died in the 80s.

I've always liked Victoria Beckham's interviews, she generally comes across as witty with an ability to make fun of herself, taking herself less seriously than most celebrities … yet she just said something to a magazine that gave her away as being delusional when it comes to her body size. Victoria B is currently promoting her “fashion” line she was interviewed by 10 Magazine where she quipped:

'My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes.

‘Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. And who’d have thought I'd be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!'

Really? Can you imagine the look on that interviewers face when those words came flying out of Posh's mouth as s/he was seated there looking at the sausage sized Victoria deluding herself that she is the same size as J-Lo? I wonder if the interviewer exused themselves dashing into the loo and burst out laughing until tears were rolling of their face or if they just stayed stone faced finding something to say quickly so as not to give away their sheer amazement at VB's delusions?… I mean that's like Nicole Ritchie saying she can fit in Mariah Carey's dress and so she and Mariah must be the same size!

pop below the fold to see the latest Victoria and David Beckam hot photo shoot.

Spend your six minutes watching this J-Lo clip and you may agree with me.

J-Lo The Talk show host? I can totally see it.....she's in, great comic timing, pretty comfortable in delivery and seemed to be having fun too..... now if only someone would get her to finally accept that her “acting” and “singing” was her past and a show is what she needs to do now she'd be in business…

thoughts? Could she make it as a talk show host?

Jennifer Lopez better known as Jenny from the Block…was interviewed by Latina magazine where she gabbed about her marriage, the state of fame, and more boldly proclaimed that she deserved an Oscar Award for her role in “El Cantante” that she made with husband Marc Anthony. Yes you read that right.

From the magazine:

Why El Cantante was Oscar Worthy:

 

“I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don't even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it's their responsibility to do that, to see everything that's out there, everything that could be great.” “Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins–I couldn't have been happier–but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?' ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ But we joked about it. It's all good. Things will happen when they're supposed to happen. I have the utmost faith and no doubt that it will one day, when and if it's supposed to. You can't get all crazy twisted over it.”

And here's the trailer of said master piece of a movie  

when this movie was released it was watched by about 5 people, they proceeded to yell at the theater owner thinking they'd been tricked into suffering through the movie, and immediately demanded their damn money back clearly this information was not passed along to J-Lo.

Someone needs to tap J-Lo and wake her up, her career has been dead for a while now… If I was her best friend, I'd whisper to her, remind her that she's full of it, she ought to calm herself down… but I'm not..... so maybe J-Lo and Kanye should hook up, they'd make a perfect pair no?