These 2 idiots must share a single brain cell, why you ask? Well these 2 dumb asses went to commit a burglary and what did they decide to use to get their disguise on? why … a permanent marker! Yes these idiots have never heard of a dollar store or halloween masks; they used permanent markers to draw a ‘disguise’ on their faces and then went on to try and break into an apartment in Ohio. I mean I don't condone or encourage crime of any kind but come on! How idiotic are these two? I mean you can't even think of them as retards that would be an insult to those who are ahem “slow”.

Anyways my brother kenny and my other brother billy (yes I'm claiming them to be rednecks…what?) were caught after a neighbour saw them attempting to rob an apartment and called it in telling 911 the men had “painted faces”. Cops found them a block or a few from the scene of the crime. Can you imagine the look on faces of the cops who caught them? I'd be rolling on the floor laughing… good thing I am not  cop.