Alec was the host of the Elle Women In Hollywood Tribute. He got everyone dabbling on the floor laughing.......

highlights:

On Equality

[quote]“I want to assure you that I didn't steal this role from a more qualified woman,” Baldwin joked with the crowd at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles Monday night. “There was an audition process. The audition required me to move a couch, fall asleep in front of the TV, and open a particularly stubborn jar of pickles.”[/quote]

On skinny women in hollywood

[quote]Noting that movie actresses are so skinny that if he had a love scene “I would crush them,” Baldwin, 51, revealed that his pal Zellweger “is so tiny, but she's got a big voice. I've been to parties with her and you can hear her voice anywhere, but you can't understand a word she says.”[/quote]

watch the clips he's even funnier when you hear it… not best quality vid but good

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