


Dear Lady Gaga,
I know you NEED me exposed in the name of “art” to make money,… that is ridiculous, an oxymoron, if you ask me, I mean what happened to actual talent, substance and real artistry? A voice and real dancing to showcase your abilities? I digress, I have allowed you to do so on many occasions… with an agreement that you would gradually start using your booblets, exposing them more than me, they are small no doubt but Shakira manages to use them just the same… see… I am now filled with Mr. Yeast Infection due to your hideous Grammy Awards outfit that strangled the ehmm.. beans that should normally keep me safe, dry and clean, they couldn't breath you see… from both directions ..and now I am left feeling “unpretty” all itchy, stuffy and congested by Mr Yeast Infection. It's not cute, not fun or funny. Please stop.
Hugs & Kisses,
Your Crotch
PS: Your husband agrees with me ask him.
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I think it's gross…but it's also part of her ‘brand’. Lady Gaga is very talented but she's also great for selling her self in a distinct way by being so…weird. I kind of like her.
I agree re: brand… however at the stage she's taken it, I fail to see how she can certain it and still seem “fresh”, by the time she's done this for 3 years will people still be interested?
Madonna to me is the best example on how to “brand” differently for each album or between them, she did the crazy but always just for promotion and then moved on to other things…
Gaga at this point is walking around semi-naked and has been for a while… but for how much longer? At this point its just gross, not entertaining anymore.
that said I don't mind her at all…
I don't so much mean the semi naked stuff…it's more the ‘weird’, the ‘robotic’. She's…bizarre.
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